You’re sooo polite!

You assume you know my status so you lean over and ask me sooo politely – “Dooo yooo unnderssstandd whattt I yam sayyingggg?

Then you ask me sooo politely who the boss is?

So I say equally politely “The ‘Boss’ is upstairs sitting on their helmet, protecting their family jewels, I just own the f*cking company – Dipstick!”