OK! So we tonk his tootsie and send him off but he comes back and makes an almighty kerfuffle (sp) out of a nice peaceful win.

So then we have to look serious and make funky noises to the media and all’s forgiven we think.

Heck! Do they want more? 

They’re suggesting that number one takes a bex and a lie down and the first man in should be number 12 and then, and then . . . 

WTF! This is JUST NOT CRICKET!!!

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